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On Romance//(or Marriage)\
Welcome to the 2009 booster shot seminar. I'd like to start by thanking our philanthropic associates, and our sisters on the frontlines of the battle. Today, we follow in their stylish footsteps. Ladies, you all know why you're here.
The world is a dangerous, ugly place, teeming with horrors and pathogens biding their time in wait for you. Any of you. All of you. These parasites seek to crawl into that private sanctity, that pristine temple of You: your mind. So, we've gathered here again to fight the infection!
You're all prime targets for the disease, ladies. You're young, marginally pretty, marginally well educated, and, most importantly, unlucky in love. Though the germs of doubt search for a purchase in your psyche, the annual booster shot seminar is here to remind you of what really matters: romance.
Now, heaven knows we aren't old fashioned. You all have jobs, all went to school. And you all want the same thing! I know none of you will be so easily co
Trigger Happy Jack -JTHMDevi slammed a door behind her, and the crash rattled a few chunks of aged plaster from the wall. They made faint noise as they hit the floor, crushed by the sound of Devi's body hitting a chair. She growled, under her breath, and glared at the grungy old door as if hoping that it would crumble to dust and share her frustration.
"Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being," she muttered, blowing purple hair out of her eyes. One more annoying stimulus and she was going to flip a shit. She dared that hair to fall back.
It was times like these that she seriously considered taking a mallet to his stupid gaunt head. She still remembered the feeling of his nose crunching under her fist, well enough to itch for the sensation again. God, she hated him.
There was the sound of his stupid boots thunking down the hall, almost as loud as his ranting-didn't matter that no one was there to hear him, he'd talk till he passed out sometimes, and it was fucking hilarious. She'd gotten pretty famili
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